A Letter to Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg from the Empowering Clerks Nework

May 18th, 2018
Mr. Aaron Schlossberg, ESQ., PLLC
275 Madison Avenue 14th Floor New York, NY 10016

​Dear Mr Schlossberg,
We understand that you must be hurting right now and it's hard to imagine what it's like to be in your shoes. Such media attention must make you feel bad, and we hope you have a true friend you can share your feelings with (consider awarding them with a True Friend Diploma, BFF). As a courtesy of our Commissioner of Compassion, we'd love to offer you empathy services. If you'd wish to apply for a Forgiver's License, please file the attached Form 601(c), the Compassion Exam and submit your application to the ECN (Attn: Processing Department) with a photo you'd like to use on your license. If you wish to apply for a Class B license (forgive others only) please note that occasionally applicants may receive a free upgrade to Class A license (forgive oneself and others). Please remember to contact our customer service department with any questions you may have. A famous Rabbi once said that questions are 1348.7% more likely to make the world a better place than concrete answers.
As dedicated allies to white men according to the NY Diversity Authority White Men Registry of 2018 (#BeTheChange), it's a true honor for us to offer you our services, which helped tens of thousands of recipients around the world to increase their self esteem, happiness and Love Efficiency Rates (LER). Research have shown that helping white men improve their self esteem is one of the most effective ways to make our country more resilient, as white men are significantly more vulnerable to become victims of oppressing others than their peers. Therefore the ECN, in full collaboration with the CSB has initiated the Emotional Reflection and Advancement of White Men Act (ERAWMA, 52248-E) which encourages people of color, women and the LGBT community to support white men like yourself in expressing vulnerability and deal with their emotions in a constructive way.
It is people like you who inspire millions of people across this great country to reflect on their true self and act more like mensches. It is people like you who make America even greater as you offer us an opportunity to become better, you are a pawn in the hands of Progress. The ECN would like to thank you for this great service and offer you in return some of our rich catalog free of charge. The Empowering Clerks Network, LLCE is currently the most efficient organization in the northern hemisphere offering Playful Paperwork services. We are proud to offer a variety of official documents including the Forgiver’s License, Joy Permit, Pain Deed, Compassion Card, Adults Special Achievement Stickers, Refurbished Report Card, DIY Certificate of Recognition and Certified Apology Declaration, among others.

We wish you a joyful spring, Ori Alon, Executive Empowering Clerk, CSB

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